Lumalia’s debut memoir, Blooming Upside Down, is out now!
Lumalia’s debut memoir, Blooming Upside Down, is out now!
Mystery Muse
Are you in a season where everything feels….almost, now and not yet, contains a gap of grief, yet a spark of hope?
Where you’re craving radical change, something old has ended, something new hasn’t arrived, and you’re walking around in a half-shed skin?
You’re not falling apart.
You’re in the middle — the place no one teaches you how to navigate.
And deep down, you’re craving something that isn’t an answer… but a return.
Welcome to the Myster Muse, A 3-week immersive art-somatic experience for women who are in the liminal edges of life – where you remember how to feel rooted without the answers, guided without the rules, and expressed inside the mystery.
December 2- 19, 2025, in Portland, OR, and Streaming Online.
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Join before we begin!
Here, we let your body lead, slip out of the compass of knowing, overthinking, being the emotional laborer, the “good” one, having it “right” all the time, and into the most powerful guide we have:
This holy temple we call the body.
Here we sense, imagine, and awaken.
In Person & Online
This isn’t a mindset class or self-help framework.
It’s an art-somatic, beauty-centered journey that helps you awaken the woman you’re becoming — through your body, creativity, and expression.
This experience blends:
It is part ritual, part community, part creative awakening.
So you stop returning to old patterns of gripping for clarity and pushing your desires aside to ‘later’ and start blooming in the mystery.
Certified Facilitator
"I have never experienced anything like this...
“I’ve never felt anything like this, being paid attention to like this. I didn’t think it was possible, but the way Lumalia’s soft words were flowing and being able to see the change that was happening…. I have never experienced anything like this.” – Emm
Myster Muse immersive art somatic experiences are in Person in NE Portland, Oregon and steaming online that includes:
Myster Muse: A 3 Week
Immersive Somatic Art Experience in Portland, Oregon
and streaming online
A community-based somatic mind-body movement meditation class
to meet your body as oracle, guide, and compass.
For one evening, the world stops asking you to be anything. You get to remember what it feels like to be in your body — without judgment, without pressure, without performing.
Date: December 2, 2025, 7:00-8:30 pm
Where: NE Portland, OR & Streaming Live
A second embodiment class anchored in artistic expression. Here, through Lumalia’s signature guidance, we let the wisdom of the body lead us through sensation to the answers, a more playful, expressive, sensual, and archetypal experience.
This is where your inner artist — the one life quieted — wakes back up.
Not through pressure to create, but through feeling your own aliveness until it spills out in your life.
Date: December 9, 2025, 7:00-8:30 pm
Where: NE Portland, OR & Streaming Live
A celebration-based gathering where you share art, reflections, photos, movement, and tiny brave steps.
This is where you come, allow yourself to be witnessed without the pressure to have it right, together, or even finished. Your “messes” are your masterpieces and your stream of consciousness ephiphanies named brilliance, all while being celebrated by a group of women who’ve been on this journey with you.
Date: December 19, 2025, 7:00-8:30 pm
Where: NE Portland, OR & Streaming Live
Optional
Add-on
A 1-hour themed creative photoshoot led by Lumalia to capture your liminal beauty. Stylized, directed, embodied, alive.
Here, we anchor in all the realities explored using the power of photography as a witness, ritual, and talisman. No expereince required. Here the camera meets you not as inspection for perfection but as an amplifier of the beauty you forgot to see in the mirror everyday.
Date: Dec 16, 2025, 6:30 pm -8:30 pm
Where: NE Portland, OR
Plus
In our private online Telegram space, you’ll receive:
and get opportunities to connect and share with your insights in everyday life.
Where: Inside a private Telegram chat.
Abrielle, who “Left my last experience feeling, “light and in love with life, which I learned can be easy.” Listen to her review above.
Like Doriane, who said after one of Lumalia’s experiences, “It was both a moment of self care, embracing who I am and my strengths AND a moment of powerful remembrance.”
I See you
Feeling like a version of you is ending, but the new one hasn’t arrived yet.
Craving a sign, a spark, a direction— but you’re exhausted by anything that looks like ‘fixing yourself.’
Your intuition is louder, your logic is annoyed, and you’re tired of feeling like you’re supposed to know what’s next.
You want to feel guided… without being told what to do.
You want beauty, aliveness, and a shift you can actually feel in your body.
What goers
are saying!
You’re in a life transition, a divorce, a move, a career change, a self-discovery journey, and feel like ou're walking around in a half-shed skin
You’ve outgrown old ways of being, but the new ones feel fragile
You’re craving spaces that feel like slipping on silk, you're dripping in a masterpiece, and not carrying anyone else's heavy baggage.
You want clarity but not “rules”
You’re longing for someone to meet you in the liminal space — not drag you out of it.
You want to feel more
like a Muse
than a mess.
Hi darling, I’m Lumalia, beauty hunter, visionary, somatic guide, artist, author, mama, lover. I cannot wait for you to experience this immersive art-somatic experience.
If it weren’t for my own awakenings and these discoveries I’ll be inviting you into over the next three weeks, I’d most likely be bedridden, in horrific pain, stuck in chronic illnesses, unable to do the work and things in the world I love, and in a passionless marriage.
Learning these truths the hard way took me nearly a decade to piece together, 10’s of thousands of dollars and countless trainings and certifications to figure out why I couldn’t feel confident, why I couldn’t feel connected to my body when I was told it was attacking itself, let alone do the things I love so much, like dancing, creating art, and exploring, and why I could not get my husband to love me the way I deeply desired to be cherished.
A decade later, I find myself living a ridiculously beautiful life, fully connected to my body, its innate wholeness, and its beautiful wisdom. I am wildly confident, feel resilient no matter what happens in my life, and finally, in the relationships I’ve always desired as a mother, wife, friend, and teacher.
As a self-coined beauty hunter and plot twist alchemist
you’ll find me falling in love with new somatic visualization journeys to share with my clients, with my camera empowering women and couples to feel radical connection, with my laptop sharing my stories and memories (find my first one here, Blooming Upside Down), buried in a book, turning my living room into a green house growing Meredith my lemon tree, or with my family or friends exploring the stunning majesty of the Pacific Northwest.
I cannot wait to co-create and guide us into the experience of Mystery Muse.
Questions:
Yes! Creativity and imagination are birthrights. You may call your art something else—organization, planning, stylizing.
Come as you are and know that here we meet you as the artist in your skin. Not asking you to be anyone you’re not.
Mystery Muse is $222, and $333 extra for the photo experience add-on.
To add on photography experience, click the (+add) to order button at checkout.
What if this month, you added instead of subtracted from our self-care routines? Keep your massages, haircuts, and new clothing, but this time let it shine brighter, knowing you’re not just amplifying your appearance but your entire soul.
We do have a sliding scale option for those who need it at this time.
To use the sliding scale, adjust the amount to “0” (For mobile select “view details” on mobile checkout) Then select “Qty 1” and change to “0/remove”.
Most experiences are Tuesday Evenings with a final Salon on Friday, December 19th. All experiences will be best enjoyed in person; however, for our global participants, we will stream and provide replay recordings.
Embodiment Experiences:
December 9, 2025, 7:00-8:30 pm
Optional Photography Add On
December 16, 2025, 6:30 pm -8:30 pm
The Muse Salon
December 19, 2025 7:00-8:30 pm
Locations in NE Portland, OR and a private Zoom link that will be released after booking.
All experiences will be recorded and available for you to listen to at your own pace.
Replays will be available for 30 days after the program ends.
This is not a mindset class or self-help framework.
It’s an art-somatic, beauty-centered journey that helps you awaken the woman you’re becoming — through your body, creativity, and expression.
Most spaces try to fix you, solve you, or give you a plan.
This one does something braver:
It helps you become the human who can navigate the unknown with artistry, intuition, presence, and embodied confidence.
You’re more than welcome. This immersive experience will be absolutely beginner-friendly but also introduce a new effective modality so even seasoned movement or meditation persons will feel excited about the practice.
This class is for all humans with wombs or who identify as femme.
For Embodiment Experiences Wear: dress in clothing you can comfortably sit and move in. Welcome to bring your own meditation pillow. We will be sitting and standing for some of the movement class.
For Salon: You can dress up or come in what feels good.
For Photoexperience: Lumalia will email out a stylized guide after purchase.
No refunds will be provided due to the nature of this event. However, you can transfer your ticket to another person or use it for other Lumalia and Celebrate Again events.
While our policy is to welcome all, anyone displaying behavior that disrupts the event’s safety or respect will be politely asked to leave. We prioritize the well-being of all attendees.
What if the unknown wasn’t something to wrestle… but to flirt with?
👉 Read how I did this one Friday morning and had a quickie (and join the 3-day exploration )
